New Prime Minister Welcomed to Number 10

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Colonel Abuthnot, our former Prime Minister was filmed by the press giving Raymond Donaldson, the new PM, the ceremonial handshake outside 10 Upping Street. Abuthnot and his wife Mary left their home for the past year with their twin sons Leigh and Alexander. What will Donaldson be like as a Prime Minister, wonder the people of Marlovia? We will soon find out...

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