Colonel Abuthnot Blames Rafovians for the Election of Raymond Donaldson

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Today, our Prime Minister (though not for much longer), Colonel Henry Abuthnot, has voice his annoyance with the election of Raymond Donaldson and the Workers Party. While the election hasn't yet finished, it is very obvious as we near the end that the aforementioned party will win by a landslide. Our soon-to-be-ex-Prime Minister said, "I blame the Rafovian immigrants in Marlovia. Their votes have been the deciders of this election. The true Marlovian would vote for Liberty and Freedom! Whereas Rafovians prefer to help unsatisfied champagne socialists who are so miserly people think they're in poverty!" 
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Raymond T. Donaldson.
An angry Colonel Abuthnot.

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