Accidents Befall Donaldson's Opponents

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Related imageSeveral people have voiced their complaints against the Workers' Party, now in power. The Earl of Cynthia recently claimed that, under their agreement that his party the Make Cynthia the Capital City Party (MCCCP) would merge with theirs given that they would put his party's policies into action immediately - that is, make Cynthia the capital city. After he voiced these complaints, a large tree fell on the Earl with no apparent warning, crushing him. The next day, Dinah Ette-Acaffay, Leader of the recently founded Save the Waiters Party (after people have become aware of the falling number of waiters in Marlovia) spoke out against the Workers Party, who have formed a coalition with the latter. The Workers Party has completely disregarded the waiting profession in their goal to help working people, completely contrary to the agreement. Several hours later, a car swerved off the road and crashed into Miss Ette-Acaffay, breaking her neck. Finally, Robert J. McAllistair, former Minister for Finance (member of the Liberty Party), claimed that the Workers Party paid him $1000,000 to fiddle with the votes. At least that's what people think he said, it was hard to hear as a gigantic bulldozer rolled over him at that moment. 

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The Earl of Cynthia.

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