Golfhead Competition Starts
The Marlovian Golf Premier League, for some reason often known as "Golfhead" has started very recently. Already the customary disqualifications have occurred. Dancing wire-to-wire, as the saying goes: The Right Hon. George Arbuthnot demonstrates how to dance the Mulligan - using his niblick as a stand-in partner. Mister Arnold Muduncton was disqualified from the Marlovian Golf Premier League after the severed head of a child was discovered in his golf bag. His caddie was also disqualified after it was discovered he had partially eaten the nose. "It's disgraceful," the Right Hon. George Arbuthnot of the League Committee, told the press. "That such a thing happened in the Marlovian Golf Premier League! I mean, that head could've been used as a golf club, which meant there were technically 15 golf clubs in his bag! It's disgraceful, I tell you. You're only allowed fourteen! So we had no choice but to disqualify him." A short while a...