Marlovia Issues Largest Postage Stamp
Marlovia has recently released its largest postage stamp, known as "Bill". It shows the face of William Howard Daft, the namesake of Daft Bathtubs, a brand named after him which is famous for its bathtubs large enough to fit four men in. "Bill" the postage-stamp is in fact so large it cannot fit on an envelope. This has raised complaints from various citizens of Marlovia on the point of these stamps if you cannot use them. The First Lord of the Postal Service, Mercury Adams, has suggested that you stick the envelope to the stamp instead of the usual procedure of doing it the other way around. "Bill" is exactly 29.78 by 42.13 centimetres. Here are some Daft-sized bathtubs, courtesy of Daft Bathtubs Inc.: