Famous Philosophical Question Answered
The first step. Why did the chicken cross the road? Was it to get to the other side? Was it to go to the mooovies? These are questions we all ask ourselves. You wake up in the morning and ask yourself, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" It is a question that has puzzled philosophers and scientists alike throughout the many centuries. But nobody has ever thought of the right answer - until now. Professor George Herbert Thomas Smith, a professor at Harvard University, has finally come to a conclusion concerning this question. Why did the chicken cross the road? Professor Smith says it is because it wanted to go to the cluckies - similiar to mooovies, but not quite as bovine. Should the chicken be male and a rooster, it might be going to the cockadoodledooooies, but the gender of the animal is unknown. But just what are 'cluckies'? Professor Smith explains they are a type of underwear brand specifically made to be worn while out swimming. Swimming, as we know, ...