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2018 General Election

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Caricature of Abuthnot. Colonel Abuthnot had won the General Election he called for in 2017, last year, making most of the party leaders resign. However, now it is 2018, and under the rules of parliament, it is now time for the yearly election. Can Abuthnot win a third time? As of the defeat of the Lords' Party, Lady Maria Copthorne-Wastedeposit has resigned from the leadership, and the new leader is Colonel Lord Athlon. The candidates are (new party leaders are underlined): Col. Lord Athlon. LORDS PARTY. THE CANDIDATES. Col. Henry Abuthnot LIBERTY PARTY. Frederick Gloucestershire-Thompson. UNITED NORTH PARTY. Henrik Boris (currently commited to mental hospital) DEATH PARTY. Raymond Donaldson. WORKERS PARTY. Sir Daniel Edinburgh. GREEN PARTY. ALSO: Charles T. Wilberforce (EDUCATION PARTY). and  Kilroy Sharpe. (NATIONAL PROGRESSIVE REPUBLICAN PARTY).

Man in Debinshire Claims to Be the "Real" Henry Abuthnot

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"Colonel Abuthnot". A man in Debinshire has recently claimed to be Colonel Abuthnot, the Prime Minister of Marlovia. This is odd as they look absolutely nothing alike. The Prime Minister has made no comment. The so-called Colonel Abuthnot has tried to sue the Prime Minister Colonel Abuthnot for  £ 10,000,000. The PM's secretary has made a statement to the press: "The Prime Minister has more important things to worry about." The self-claimed Colonel has accused the PM of racism and love of warfare, due to his title of Colonel (the self-claimed Abuthnot has instead taken the title of "doctor"). The real Colonel Abuthnot.