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Have a Holiday in Londinium: Ad.

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HAVE A HOLIDAY IN LONDINIUM, MARLOVIA'S CAPITAL CITY! New Londiniumme, better known as Londinium: the Capital City of Marlovia. Its famous sights to see include the Londinium Buddha, a 95 feet tall statue right next to the Houses of Marliament, and also the Ning Nang, a large clocktower. Londinium's famous gardens and parks look very good at this time of the year. Called the book-writing capital of the world, Londinium has many famous authors you can meet once a year in the Annual Marlovia's Writers Gathering (or AMWG). The King visits here sometimes, and you may see him. Yes, Londinium is the perfect place for tourists of Marlovia.

Political Opinions: On the Brink of War

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"It is my opinion, not in the slightest, to do..." After Dadovians threatened Marlovians with odd messages about cooking and hacking, it is possible that Marlovia will declare war on Dadovia. Here are what the people of parliament and government think. Colonel Abuthnot (Prime Minister): "I think it's a wonderful idea. I propose we do it immediately." Daniel Edinburgh (Green Leader): "It might harm the native wildlife." Baron Boar (Death Leader): "Invade Dadovia and kill everybody, including women and children!" John Bruiser (Workers' Leader): "Yeah! Go! we'll blow 'em all up! Bang! Bang!" Lady Copthorne-Wastedeposit (Lord's Leader): "I will have to consider it..." Lord Ottercoe (United-Far-North Leader): "We should unite with Dadovia, not go to war." Lord Bassington-Incubator (Former Lords' Leader): "Eh, what, what? What was the question again?" Kilroy Sharpe (Deputy Mi...

Lord Lawrence of Ottercoe.

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Lawrence Fruiten, 6th Lord Ottercoe (born Lorrenk Frutik; 1945) is the Minister for Foreign Affairs in Marlovia and the Leader of the United Party and the Far North Party. He was the son of the citizen of the Northern Mountains, Harruk Frutik and the Lady Ottercoe. He became President of the Union of Nations, representing Marlovia, in 1976. In 1999 he quit the Union and joined the Liberty Party, and in 1999 with the Liberty victory was appointed Minister for Northern Relations. In 2009, right after becoming Deputy Leader of the Liberty Party, resigned (he did not like the new leader, Pericles Pype). He founded the United Party in 2011, which believed in uniting the nations of the world. Although he stayed out of the 2017 General Election, his party merged with the new Far North Party, revived after ten years. He was made Minister for Foreign Affairs by Colonel Abuthnot. Lord Ottercoe comes from a political background; his ancestor Baron Henry Ottercoe ran for Prime Minister in 1862, wh...

Next Marlovian General Election.

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CANDIDATE Colonel Henry Abuthnot Daniel Edinburgh Henrik Boris, the Baron Boar. PARTY Liberty Party. Green Party Death Party. MP FOR Londinium. Redfern Government-Banned Section X. JOB Prime Minister. Minister for the Enviroment. ? (ex-Minister for Thanatogology). CANDIDATE John Bruiser Lady Maria Copthorne-Wastedeposit Lawrence, Lord Ottercoe PARTY Workers’ Party. Lords’ Party. United Party/Far North Party. MP FOR Ruffivile Wat and Bartshire. New Hec. JOB Minister for Employment. Head of the House of Lords. Minister for Foreign Affairs (ex-Minister for Wildlife).

Dadovia attacks!

Dadovian hackers gain access to Marlovian servers! Dadovia has threatened to continue to disrupt the Royal Society of Marlovia blog until the Marlovians make dinner for the King Of Dadovia. You have been warned.