Royal Society of Marlovia

The newly elected Prime Minister is Colonel Henry Abuthnot, who won the General Election with 3,300 votes. While only 7,900 voted, MBC experts say that if every citizen had votes that Abuthnot would have gotten the majority. So only one five hundred and sixth of the population voted. Strangely, eight hundred people voted for Baron Boar, which means that eight hundred people are crazy or seduced. Bassington-Bassington has been made (Shadow) Minister of Finance of the Lords' Party and Lady Copthorne-Wastedeposit is the new leader of the Lords. The Baron Boar has stepped down from his position as Minister of Thanatology. VOTES. Bassington. 1,900. 24% Abuthnot. 3,300 - 41%. Edinburgh. 1,900. 24% Boar. 800. 10% The decimals involved added up to another 1%. The parliamentary seats are: Lords: 30. Liberty: 49. Green: 29. Death: 12. Meanwhile, United Party Leader Lord Ottercoe has financially broken the Far North Party, so the leader Haruk Billink has decided to resign ...

Quite chilly despite it being Summer. The temperature is 13 ° , and it's quite a nice, breezy day. The snow has nearly completely cleared up, however, up north, while it is chilly for Summer in the south. The King of Marlovia refereed a Royal football match between Wat United and Kope City, and said that it was the perfect temperature there. 

PEDRIGREE GORILLAS. Register your pedigree gorilla now in the Marlovian Primate Club! Mugaruka, a registered gorilla in the Primate Club, of the Born Free Family. Is your gorilla a pedigree? Why don't you register? A SHORT HISTORY OF THE GORILLA AS A MARLOVIAN PET Gorillas first became popular as pets in Marlovia when Sir William Daft bought one - Manuk - in 1798, his youngest son Joseph founded the Primate Club - specializing in gorillas. By 1850, the gorilla had reached the most owned pet in Marlovia. In 1962, a census was taken and it was found at least 51% of the Marlovian population owned a gorilla. nearly all gorillas are descended from Manuk. The gorilla family of the Primate Club is known as the Prime. Mugaruka (right) is the great-grandson of Manuk (the Fifth). PEDIGREE: MANUK (some of his descendants). Manuk Prime. (m. Melae) -Manuk Prime, II. -Melae Prime, II. -Rahem Prime. (m. Gloria Prime, II.) (m. Melae Prime, II). --Rahem Prime, II. --Manuk P...

There is a typo here. Where it says "English", it means "Marlovian". Marlovian Labradors (usually known from their fatness and labradorableness) have become the National Dog of Marlovia. The Royal Dog, Truffles, has been given a damehood.

John Caley, a beloved Marlovian actor best known for his performance as Mervyn Hart in Silver West , appearing twice as Professor Quitzellus in the TV series Professor Q and for playing the young boy Jonathon in a soap opera May Street from the time of his birth to age ten, and also for his Marbar-winning performance as Doctor Self in the horror/sci-fi film Up Yours Boyo , died last year in January. Recently John Caley's son and daughter, Jack and Matilda, commissioned a statue in the "Street of Actors", Scarpillar Street, in bronze, of the actor. It was originally to be put there in the first anniversary of his death in January, but unfortununately the Marbar-winning film Up Yours Boyo III: Exodus was being filmed there.